a golden girl shines

BETTY WHITE is one of the hottest things going right now--and no wonder! Just look at her fashion sense. Our crew caught her reading FROM PEANUT TO PRESIDENT, about some dude. With a picture of some other dude on it. Whatever. BETTY WHITE!

Photo from here.

books--hot AND useful

We thought this was just a picture of a hot 40s HOUSEWIFE reading a COOKBOOK and trying not to drop her pan. BUT NO. It turns out "this photo (1942) was used by the Office of War Information to show how to conserve gas. The cook is wasting gas by reading a recipe while the burner is on." WHO KNEW? Glam Books--now with Education!

How to conserve household gas. There's a time for everything, and the time to read a cookbook is before you light the gas, not after. Burners should not be lit until the cooking utensil is ready for the flame. Whenever possible, use low heat; whenever practical, use direct heat rather than a double boiler.

a sith lord reads about a dark lord

Hunting down the rebel forces can be tiring even for the most dedicated Sith Lord. Our cameras caught DARTH VADAR taking a break and reading about another Dark Lord in HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS. If we call him "hot" will he force-strangle us?

Picture from here, check it out for other awesomeness including a Hello Kitty Darth.

it's good to be the queen

All her foibles aside, I've always been kind of a QUEEN ELIZABETH II fan because the way she does her hair reminds me of my grandmother. And you know she's always fashionable in her monocolor outfits. And now, she's finally found the perfect accessory--a book! Here she is with QUEEN ELIZABETH THE QUEEN MOTHER: THE OFFICIAL BIOGRAPHY, about her mum. The book seems to weigh as much as she does, but she's not letting that stop her. Rock on, Your Majesty!

Pic from here.

the walking hotness

The paparazzi caught this ZOMBIE reading THE ZOMBIE SURVIVAL GUIDE--wait, if you're already a zombie isn't it a little late for that book? Whatever. Books make even the undead hot, so we approve!

Photos taken by SocioTom at Boston's recent zombie walk. Thanks Tom! (more zombie pics on the other side of that link, btw--check it out!)

superman cutie--hot in training!

A young girl rumored to be named KATHY (we're going purely on the url of the photo, here--these are the mad Glam Detective Skillz at work, yo) has been photographed here in her living room reading SUPERMAN. Adorable blond curls and a Superman comic? This girl's going to grow up to be a minx for sure.

(And we hope those crutches aren't permanent! Really we have no clue where the whoop this picture comes from, so let us know if you have any ideas.)